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Top Left Suzy

Top Left Suzy is the name a few members of the community have given to one of the infamous blue barrels seen in the background of G Man's workplace as of spring 2018. "Suzy" has been the target of much speculation, and has been jokingly referred to as being G Man's secret lover, the place he keeps all of his fucks, the final resting place of his ex-wife's remains, or where he's hiding the cash from that safe which he totally didn't steal.

Regardless, Suzy is still a better apologist for Christianity than G Man.