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Basic Description Edit

The Godless Iowan is the straw man with all the right stuff. He's a former Pentecostal minister who now uses his gift of tongues for good. His favorite foods are pizza with or without pineapple.

Turn-ons:

Bluegrass Music Butt-Stuff

Chocolate-Chip Pancakes

Turn-offs:

Fire

Sticky Stuff

Suris the Skeptic