Basic Description Edit
Greek God, or non-god if your an atheist, with chiseled abs of orichalcum. Masterful Magic the Gatherer player. Currently Jake is running for some type of political office somewhere... we aren't sure where at this time.
Jake Herter and TrueEmpricism's "ATP isn't an Enzyme" Edit
Super Powers Edit
- Turns into a Male Stripper when near a retirement home - Scientologists nemesis