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Basic Description Edit

Crown

Dragnauct's Royal Crown

Dragnauct is the co-producer of Talking Shit Tuesday, or so he likes to think as he doesn't even know what the hell a fucking producer even does in the videography industry. He also thinks that holding his I-phone under the stalls of the mens bath room at a truck stop on I-35 qualifies him to refer to himself as a "movie maker".

Education Edit

Dragnauct has over the last few years been furthering his education by taking college courses in biology and genetics, however TrueEmpiricism claims that he is only taking these very difficult and challenging courses just to "impress people on the Internet"...which makes little to no sense, since if Dragnauct simply wanted to impress people on the Internet he would just whip out his impressive 9' BBC on air.

Fun FactsEdit

Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon (Enhanced)

Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon (Enhanced)

His crustaceans enjoy Popeyes.

He himself can't afford to eat Popeyes and often has to settle for KFC.

Could wear a bra.

Is the only human being on the (Ba'al) Earth that Is an autotroph that can produce organic compounds such as carbohydrates, fats, and proteins from inorganic carbon dioxide via sunlight... because he is black.

He is the African American version of Pimpmunkx, and maintains that Pimpmunkx culturally appropriate the whole angry fat man routine from him.

Spends too much time ERP-ing furries on Moon Guard on his fat panda instead of completing his Pathfinder Achievements in World of Warcraft. Slacker!

Drag literally says literally, litarally every hangout and then litarally points out his own over use of the word, but he literally cannot stop himself.

Drag and G Man at the Museum Edit

At some point (date?) G Man went to the American museum of Natural History with Dragnauct, Fiona Robertson, JD Kain, and Reds Rhetoric. They reportedly hit him pretty hard with science.

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Totally legit, non-CGI picture of G Man and Dragnauct at the American Museum of Natural History.