Basic Description

Blue has an unusually, potentially stalker-ish fascination with Jason Burns. Every Sunday, Blue has a summary of Jason Burns' activity he calls "The Jason Burns Report" which primarily consists of Blue strumming three chords (G,D,C) on his banjo while wearing a goofy knit hat that was made for him by we believe from his nana, or quite possibly by Antonio Fletcher.

Blue often exhibits schizotypal personality traits with a chronologically maladjusted personality and is prone to wishing a confirmation of cancer upon those who disagree with him.