Basic Description Edit
Blue has an unusually, potentially stalker-ish fascination with Jason Burns. Every Sunday, Blue has a summary of Jason Burns' activity he calls "The Jason Burns Report" which primarily consists of Blue strumming three chords (G,D,C) on his banjo while wearing a goofy knit hat that was made for him by we believe from his nana, or quite possibly by Antonio Fletcher.
Blue has a tendency to wish cancer on people during comment flame-warms, but this is pretty much just his way of telling people to go and get fucked. Blue does not have the ability to cause people to develop cancer.